I suppose that bearing in mind the date, It's time to forget my usual Bah Hum Bug stance
and wish you all the very best of :-
Seasonl Greetings , a Prosperous
and Rewarding New Year.
oldie.

Everyone,

What Oldie said (minus the mistakes).

Wat mustaks
oldie.

No offence intended oldie. I just wanted to avoid the grammer/spelling police.

Hi Arun,
No offence taken at all, I didn't get to my age by taking a fence the odd gate may be but certainly not a fence. Sorry rotten gag!!
but what can you expect from a non believer at this time of the year. All the best mate enjoy yourself.
oldie.

Coould really du wif a smell chucker.

Howard

BTW Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

My chucker smells ok
oldie.
[ Before TOM get's in with the punch line]

HEY HAVE YOU NOTICED,??
Tom was right, we're not being watched
they've stopped counting.
oldie.