Inspired by the hot-dog horror on the "Culinary discovery" thread I though it was high time for a spot of culinary confession.

Are you particularly fond of a special food combination, your own "secret recipe" that you can't tell other people about (because they wouldn't believe you) ? Do you consider yourself a misunderstood grub genius ?

Example. The Minky special :

Take one ripe avocado. Cut round lengthways with a sharp knife. Chop into the pit and twist to remove. Cut slits into the flesh, splash a small amount of Worchester sauce into the cavities and swirl. Backfill with unsalted crunchy peanut butter. Eat with spoon. Not sure if this little number is healthy or deadly, but I don't care because it's bloody lovely. Yum.

A tuna and banana milkshake

Hell Yeah! Tuna Shake Baby!!!

Recipes

Andrew

Andrew Randle
Linn Binn Sinner

Sandwiches are good for me:
Sardine & marmalade (not that different fromhaving lemon on fish I guess)
Jabobs cream crackers with peanut butter & branston pickle

Peanut M&Ms and onion gravy.

Am I pregnant?

Steve B

I hate to bring up the topic of Deep Fried Mars Bars as I enjoyed them a few times when in Ft William but it makes me feel odd just to see them in a fish and chip shop.

Fish milkshakes ? Sardines and Marmalade ?

Favorite disgusting sandwich filling :

Peanut butter and cheese with a few crisps for crunch.

On toast :

Peanut butter and Marmite.

and for desert :

Peanut butter and Honey.

On crackers :

Peanut butter and pesto.

Anyone see a pattern emerging ?

Prawn and lemon vindaloo mousse.

Stuart

Most disgusting..

McDonalds/Bugger King. Sorry to be prosaic but you may as well eat the bloody packaging instead.

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Originally posted by Steve B:
Peanut M&Ms and onion gravy.

Am I pregnant?

Steve B

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You sure you didn't just bang your head on a very hard surface when you were younger?

"Murphy was an optimist"

I've said it before.

Fish, chips, curry sauce.

Not quite as vomit inducing as some of the others though....

ag

Minky,

Hows about eating your own faeces?

Given your breath most days, it seems you have taken my advice already. For a change.

Hey Jonno ! Still sore about the "photo" I posted of you on the potato thread eh ?

Well, I hate to have to break it to you mate but dat smell is de smell of your hefty legs a-rottin. Didn't you wunda wot all dem flys was for ? Dats why you is always complainin and complainin about feelin tired. I'd feel tired too if I had de gangrene in both me pegs

Ahhhhhhhhhh

Brotherly love at its finest.


red

ps...we seriously need an icon for vomiting

Thats it c**t!!!!

Your Xmas pressie is a turd in a shoebox.

But then, thats your Xmas tea too aye fucker!!!

Waddamadda Jonno, plopped yourself again ? Yes, it's sad that you lost control of your nether sphincter so soon after finishing toily training and yes, by all means look on the bright side of life, but for the love of god, you can't keep giving people your jobbies as presents bro.