So who knows anything about this then?
Did someone overhear him planning to kill Diana , was he caught buggering a goat ? Anybody any ideas?

.....It's not your first suggestion, and it's not a goat.

scurrilous throb [allegedly]

One of the Sundays was injuncted last week and there's been a bit of a fight in the courts.

It's all nonsense, obviously

Well I think we should support the only member of the Royle Family who's shown an interest in hifi (and mentioned the excellent 'sound quality' after the Party in the Park)... maybe he was doing something strange with a single-ended triode amp and a large pair of electrostatics...

Popbitch had this to say:

>> Happy Finish for the Monarchy <<
Can't a Prince get relief these days?

Poor Prince Charles. That ghastly butler is
going around telling tales, and everyone says
that Burrell has other stories that will bring
down the Monarchy.

Surely they can't be referring to Charles
getting "happy finish" massages from his
valet? Charles is a product of Britain's
boarding school system, so it's only natural
that from time to time he'd ask the servants
to apply some spit and polish to his
crown jewels.


Just to further cheer Charles they also noted:

>> Sex Degrees of Prince Charles <<
Follow the sperm from father to son

Prince Charles was reluctantly married to...

Princess Diana, who had sex with...

Bryan Adams, who had it off with...

Tara-Palmer Tompkinson, who de-virginised...

...Prince William


I think we should have a thread to invent our own scurrilous obviously untrue Popbitch style rumours.

Matthew

It is obviously a claim of sexual harassment of some kind or other with a member of the palace staff. I am no fan of the chinless tosser, but cannot imagine any claim of this kind to be anything like the truth. His Dad however........

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I think we should have a thread to invent our own scurrilous obviously untrue Popbitch style rumours

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OK - I gave both Kylie and Danni a good seeing-too last night.

Dawn raids, perverse prosecutions and inexplicable memory lapses by elderly monarchs of course add no weight to a ridiculous rumour,- it would take something like the existence of correspondence between Phil & Di to do that, wouldn't it?

throb

Throb -- It would be a national scandal if such a letter were to exist.

Paul -- You cannot invent scurrilous rumours about yourself which is narcissism of Posh Spice proportions. Better examples would be:

Which famously whiskey sozzled senior post office employee was seen stumbling out of China Whites last night with a high class Russian prostitute on one arm and a notorious ex-GMTV weather girl on the other

Which notorious mains modder recently caused the death by electrocution of 3 innocent children and a cute puppy following removal of a case fuse?

Note these are *completely* untrue rumours for entertrainment purposes only.

Matthew

Wether one is totally Pro, or totally Anti Monarchy in UK, the end result of these issues going further will be the same, in that the concept of loyalty, and tastefullness (call it style, whatever !!!) will all go out of the window forever. A freedom of information act has long been on the cards, but it doesn't mean a free for all, Military secrets for example remain sacrosanct I hope, or do they, naturally at the discretion of the powers that be at the time? Leaders come & go, Senior Civil Srvants tend to remain, innit.

Fritz Von Whitehall:

P.SS. In other words a code and standard of compramise must be attained and maintained, or the UK will end up very shortly like its cousin George's gaff, then we'll all be happy eh? cos the rich won't be staying, and that's been often proven by history, yer cannie have it both ways, look at the lovely Diana for example.

Graham Ricketts

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Paul -- You cannot invent scurrilous rumours about yourself which is narcissism of Posh Spice proportions.

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O.K. That should read Kylie & Danni the two old slappers that work nights at the slaughterhouse down the road.....narcissis mode off

Matthew,

Diana and Bryan Adams? Did I miss something - please tell.

Chris,

There are rumours that imposibly well connected, in the loop media savvy that London types like me have heard. And then there are rumours that my Gran has heard.

That Princess Diana was rumoured to have had an affair with Adams and that his song "Diana" is about this affair is firmly in the latter category. It resurfaced in the Burrell book as well with him alleging she had an affair with a "leading musician".

Which is an interesting insight into the bizarre world of the royals where Adams is considered a "leading musician".

Next you'll be telling me that you didn't know the present Queen's father had such a tiny penis the dear old Queen Mum had to be inseminated using the turkey baster method.

Matthew
Totally Connected

Matthew - yes, it would indeed be a scandal. I don't know about you, but I always keep my personal correspondence [plus the odd demo tape - Throb & the Throbettes covering that Sam Fox classic 'Hurt Me! Hurt Me! - But The Clothes Stay On'] in a charming mahogany box; elegant pieces such as this are much sought after, I believe.

Fritz, you are indeed right in everything you say. The outstandingly healthy benefit of a monarchy is that it lets you hold your politicians in utter contempt, but you can't put the tampon back in the box, can you? We might as well enjoy the swift ride to the bottom of the hill.

throb

You Englishmen should consider yourself happy to have a Royal Family that makes so many exciting headlines!

"Our" Regals here in Sweden are very bland compared to yours. Of course, the ladies mags tries desperatly to make chickens out of fethers about the princesses boyfriends, but there really aren't much to dig about.

Generally here in Sweden, scandals are all about money, as it is considered dirty to have any. Sex simply aren't scandalous to us.

A report from a cold, boring contry...

JohanR

Johan,
So is all this making news in Sweden too?

TomK.

'Chickens out of feathers' Are Swedes as imaginative as the Dutch when it comes to interesting turns of phrase? If so, more please...

You're probably much better off. We shouldn't be paying our Royals to be interesting - that's not at all the point of them. Waving is what they should specialise in, which if done enthusiastically is enough of an occupation for anyone. Rupert Murdoch is probably the ancestral fount of our regal woes, but like his Sky shopping channels, there is a dreadful fascination.

throb

A suitable point to re-iterate my favourite Offical TV Fact:

More people watch bid-up.tv than BBC4

Which goes a long way to explaining why ITV is like it is.

Matthew

That'll be me then - I think they manage it by making it so inscrutable that you have to keep watching to find out how it works. Still don't know..[And as for AVAGO....??]

throb

[probably fleeced on revolving tanzanite globe drinks cabinet after all]

Do any of the rumours circulating among media-savvy London types explain why Charles is dating Rod Hull?

I find the Royal spin machine's use of a history of mental health problems as a means of discrediting someone particularly distasteful.